Eugene Mirman Quotes

Beate the dog before the Lyon.

Never wound a snake; kill it.

There's only so many times you can kick a dog before it turns viscous. (Julian)

There were only so many kicks a dog could take before it turned vicious.’ (Acheron)

As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other.

Are we beasts? Are we taking this too far?

Beat the dog and the panther will learn a lesson.

When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a baseball bat

Cruelty to animals can become violence to humans.

I'd love to see that rat nose smashed!

The footage that you're about to watch of China's dog-leather trade is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

As long as there are slaughter houses there will always be battlefields.

I'm sure you agree that animals should not be abused - whether they're cats or dogs or chickens - and that stopping this abuse should be your number one priority.

I started Friends of Finn to raise money and awareness about the issue of puppy mills, which are illegal breeding facilities where animals are often bred to death and mistreated. It's a prevalent problem and a million dollar industry in the United States.

If I hammer my own thumb while doing some DIY, it's not nice, but it's not the end of the world. To care obsessively about similar levels of discomfort in animals seems to be a case of mistaken moral priorities.

I know it's politically incorrect but I enjoy things like the kick boxing and cock fighting.

Any abuse of animals is the same as abuse of men, women, or children.

There was a minor burst of macho nuttiness after 'Jaws' came out, in which people would go off in shark tournaments and come back holding the bloody heads of these animals and say, 'Look what I did.' But they've been doing that for hundreds of thousands of years anyway.

America does not like people being not nice to dogs.

Killing a stag is like killing a child.

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

The way animals were and are abused appalls me to this very day.

We will not stop until the dogs stop biting us in the South and the rats stop biting us in the North.

A person who knows cock fighting is better off than a learned scholar