Mark Twain Quotes

You couldn't get less royal than me.

I'm really not that special. Really, I'm not. I was on a big TV show, but it was just a TV show.

I'm not intelligent. I'm not arrogant. I'm just like the people who read my books. I used to have a jazz club, and I made the cocktails and I made the sandwiches. I didn't want to become a writer - it just happened.

I don't consider myself to be an extraordinary person.

I'm not a glamorous girl.

I perfected the art of being uninteresting.

I haven't really got any hidden talents.

One of the things I love about Helena Bonham Carter is that she is ravishing, but she does as much as she can to play it down and look funny. She doesn't let her looks get in the way. I hugely respect that.

It's not in the nature of stoic Cincinnatians to boast, which is fortunate, really, for they have meager pickings to boast about.

I'm not really the cool dude at all.

I was a pretty mediocre player.

I never want to forget that I'm not anything special.

I never want to be one of those artists who feels untouchable and extraordinary. I have to be genuine.

I am an ordinary man.

I was never the star of my team, not even in my small town.

I like cake, I swear a lot, and I hardly ever go to the hairdresser. I don't think I'm a movie star.

I'm a guy with simple tastes.

I'm just a guy. There's nothing special about me.

I'm actually pretty boring, to be honest.

I'm just a small guy.

Humility is my forte.

It's not my personality to brag in any way or be pretentious. It's just not my nature.

I'm not special. No, I'm a normal player.

Modesty isn't one of my strong suits.

I'm actually a very simple person. A very normal man.