Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I like really bad puns - proper, red-top, nasty puns - I find them funny.

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."

I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious.

I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way.

I did a film called 'Black Dynamite' that was very, very funny. That seems to be a film that's kind of a cult classic.

The fact that I'm shouting that I have Gangnam style makes people crack up. Imagine if Brad Pitt was singing the song - would it be funny? A twist is important when it comes to writing lyrics.

The best shows to tweet about are the ones that are hilarious, but they might not necessarily be trying to be hilarious. Those are the easiest and the funniest because you're like 'come onnnn.'

Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.

If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious!

There is a universality to comedy.

Jerry Seinfeld is amazing in many ways, not the least of them his ability to find humor, and convincing us to find it, too, in the million-and-two details about modern life that under different circumstances might send us into paroxysms of rage.

Now the point of comedy is not just looking funny, it's use of language. We have at our disposal a great language... and the imaginative, creative use of that language can be at the service of humour.

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

As long as it's funny, there's no such thing as too far.

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

I can't not write funny. It's literally the only way I know how to do it.

I like really stupid comedies.