Artie Lange Quotes

Life isn't nearly as stable as we want it to be.

They were looking for a stable, but we didn't have one. In fact, we weren't very stable ourselves.

I'm emotionally unpredictable and all over the place.

I know I'm incredibly unpredictable, and that's the only thing I'm sure of.

My life is not perfect.

I have two lovely sons and some good memories, but I've had a rather tumultuous personal life. It hasn't been dull; I've been the Hiroshima of love.

Do not overlook that Donald Trump is an inherently unstable person. He's never been able to have stable businesses or stable marriages. It is then wholly predictable that Donald Trump would be unable to have a stable presidency.

In this industry, it's very fickle; you don't know where you are.

I'm not the only person who has something in their life they can't control.

My fiance and I had a few problems working through some of the things that he saw me say and do on the 'Surreal Life.' Considering the company that I was in, Ron Jeremy and Trishelle from 'The Real World,' I think I was pretty tame.

I like change. I've never really had much consistency in my life, you know, from everyday work to my living situation to whether or not I'm going to be in L.A. The one constant thing in my life is my friends and family, which is all I need.

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature.

The way I run my business seems to be easier than the way I run my life.

For a long time I tried to manage an honesty and openness about my personal life because I'm human and I'm normal - well, semi-normal.

My affections are easily swayed and I can be very unfaithful.

My life was a sort of series of random disasters.

I'm shy in my personal life.

I don't think your personal life has anything to do with your professional life. They are separate things. Whatever is happening at home shouldn't be carried to work. Everyone has his/her own journey. Some revel in the fact that they derive that from personal contentment, and others draw it from extreme sorrow.

I think I would have had less tumult in my life if I hadn't grown up in my particular house.

I find that the majority of the actors I've worked with are extremely sensitive people and very spontaneous people. That's why I always say I'll never date an actor, because they're in love with you one day and the next day they're not.

On sand, you can never be sure of anything. An ordinary shot can take a wicked deflection at the last moment.

I'm known for changing halfway through the day if my mood swings.

One of the things I took from my wartime experiences was that reality was a stage set... the comfortable day-to-day life, school, the home where one lives and all the rest of it... could be dismantled overnight.

I know I was very unstable and unhappy all through my life. I lost my mother and then my father. Losing Dad was like losing the bearings of my life. My sisters took it badly, but I took it worse. Throughout my lean phases, Dad was like a solid rock, supporting me, whether it was work, or my jail term.

It's not very fashionable, but I love life, and I believe that things disappear and reappear and nothing ever solidifies, no matter how middle-class, housebroken, staid, and solitary someone's life seems to be. That, I think, is what I'm writing about.