Glenn Beck Quotes

Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked.

This is madness with no end in sight.

Oh, God — the lives people try to lead. Oh, God — what a world they try to lead them in.

The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.

...My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you?

People are crazy and times are strange ... I used to care but things have changed

I used to think that when I got older, the world would make so much more sense. But you know what? The older I get, the more confusing it is to me. The more complicated it is. Harder. You’d think we’d be getting better at it. But there’s just more and more chaos. The pieces—they’re everywhere. And nobody knows what to do about it. I find myself grasping, Nick. You know that feeling? That feeling when you just want the right thing to fall into the right place, not only because it’s right, but because it will mean that such a thing is still possible? I want to believe in that.

And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!

The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.

I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

If we don't go mad once in a while, there's no hope.

This piece of rudeness was more than Alice could bear: she got up in great disgust, and walked off; the Dormouse fell asleep instantly, and neither of the others took the least notice of her going, though she looked back once or twice, half hoping that they would call after her: the last time she saw them, they were trying to put the Dormouse into the teapot. At any rate I'll never go THERE again!' said Alice as she picked her way through the wood. "It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!

In an insane world, sanity made very little sense.

Has everyone gone mad?” “Everyone was mad already, my lady,” Cadrach said with a strange, sorrowful smile. “It is merely that the times have brought it out in them.

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

He felt around desperately for a weapon. What did he have? Diapers? Cookies? Oh, why hadn't they given him a sword? He was the stupid warrior, wasn't he? His fingers dug in the leather bag and closed around the root beer can. Root beer! He yanked out the can shaking it with all his might. "Attack! Attack!" he yelled.

If the sleep of reason produces monsters, what does the sleep of unreason produce?

The last living boy in America drops into my bedroom only he wants to be a monk. I think that pretty much sums up my life.

Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears.

You've got a generation of young men - almost all are young men - in situations of great economic hardship, where they don't really have work. The chances of them making a decent life for themselves, of making a family, living in a kind of decent, happy way, are very, very remote. It's very hard for them to ever even have that as a dream, so when people are that deprived of the ordinary hope of human beings, it creates anger. And that anger can be channeled by unscrupulous persons, whether secular or religious leaders, and there's been a lot of that.

The logic of a madman is a sane man's confusion.

Might as Well Laugh ...remember ...when ...Life ...made ...sense

But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.