John Hodgman Quotes

What more can you ask for than to see a ballgame in spring?

It's fun; baseball's fun.

Baseball has been my favorite sport all my life.

The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.

I thank heaven we have had baseball in this world... the kids... our national pastime.

I love to play this game of baseball. I love putting on the uniform.

The game of baseball is a clean, straight game, and it summons to its presence everybody who enjoys clean, straight athletics. It furnishes amusement to the thousands and thousands.

I enjoy every bit of baseball I can get.

I have always had fun playing the game of baseball because I loved it so much.

Baseball is the greatest thing in the world.

What I'd really like to give a try is cricket, because I grew up playing American baseball.

Sports is entertainment.

Sports have become increasingly more specialized, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't be fun.

But here's the deal: If I were smart, I could figure out curling. If I were even smarter, I could figure out why people would actually watch other people doing it. I have tried. I can't. I can't even figure out the object of the game. Is it like darts? I just don't get it.

Now, you tell me, if I have a day off during the baseball season, where do you think I'll spend it? The ballpark. I still love it. Always have, always will.

Baseball just a came as simple as a ball and bat. Yet, as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. A sport, a business and sometimes almost even a religion.

Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him.

Sports is the toy department of human life.

Donning a glove for a backyard toss, or watching a ball game, or just reflecting upon our baseball days, we are players again, forever young.

I think it puts baseball back on the map as a sport. It's America's pastime and just look at everyone coming out to the ballpark. It has been an exciting year.

Rock 'n' roll... but I also like sporting events a lot. I love Mike Piazza.

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

I go to my favourite tournament, I talk about my favourite sport and it's just a great month of parading.

Baseball is not a sport you can achieve individually.

Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few.