Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

It's a real skill to be able to publicise yourself.

Some people are really good at packaging themselves, but that's not really me.

Think of all the really successful men and women you know. Do you know a single one who didn't learn very young the trick of calling attention to himself in the right quarters?

Shameless self-publicity works, of course: living your life as a soap opera.

I'm my best billboard.

I don't know why people feel that I am snooty. I am not a person who has ever given an interview on image building. I have never been that person, as I am very confident of what I do. People do PR, but I get completely foxed. I don't know how to do it. I stay away from the limelight, as I think my work should speak on my behalf.

I don't leave the house without thinking of how to represent myself.

I'm really bad at self-promotion.

I'm as self-promoting as the next guy.

I wasn't raised to be into promoting myself.

You only have one thing to sell in life, and that's yourself.

You are your main news platform, so no publication has as much power as you do about posting about yourself.

I think the world needs to see more of my face.

I'm the worst person about publicizing myself.

Successful candidates follow a simple fundamental rule: Define yourself before your opponent can define you.

I guess I'm about ready to promote myself in a more human way. I don't feel quite so insecure.

Self-promotion has never been a point, and I'm incredibly inept at self-promotion.

Part of ego is displaying the ego. I've got ego, and I think I'm really good. But maybe I fall down in trying to sell it to people.

No, I never thought about my image. It interests me that there are people who do, that they seem to be methodical about it.

I think that you have to present an image that is... true to you, and... the way you would like to be perceived, so I think that through the years I've worked really hard at trying to create an image that is true to me.

I'm trying to sell every audience something; that something is me.

He in Washington who does not toot his own horn may find it untooted.

I'm not trying to make a brand out of myself.

Self-promotion is not my strong suit, for sure. I don't look down on it; I just don't understand how to do it.

Much of social media can be seen as the 'News of me.' It's not so much a platform for connecting and sharing as it is a platform for advertising the idea of yourself you want to portray to others: the image of yourself you want to project.