Pete Holmes Quotes

I would never say I think divorce is wrong. After seeing what my parents went through, I would never want them to stay together just because they think it's the right thing to do.

Oprah deserves the best. I am not the best when it comes to divorce. What do I know about divorce? Nothing at that time.

I had a really kind of yucky divorce and it was really challenging to get over that.

The first divorce in the world may have been a tragedy, but the hundred-millionth is not necessarily one.

I was married and divorced at 23.

There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.

I decided to write about the myths of divorce.

Conventional wisdom tells us we'll only be happier after a divorce if the marriage itself was a war zone.

Yes, I have 'failed' at marriage - a lot.

I wanted my marriage to work, but it didn't.

I don't think anybody whose ever been divorced can tell you divorce is easy or fun or feels like anything other than a tremendous failure.

I was married for four years, then success happened.

I'm one of the people that were divorced by 30, which is apparently a growing group... Obviously it's something that affects you forever. It's going to be interesting to see in ten, twenty years what kind of lasting effect young divorce has on the people that are doing it because it's becoming more and more common.

There was no way the marriages could have survived. Nor do I regret that they didn't.

Most of the people I know, their marriages went down the drain, like mine - something I am not proud of.

Divorce: fission after fusion.

Divorce too often is the bitter fruit of anger. A man and a woman fall in love, as they say; each is wonderful in the sight of the other; they feel romantic affection for no one else; they stretch their finances to buy a diamond ring; they marry. All is bliss-that is, for a season. Then little inconsequential activities lead to criticism. Little flaws are magnified into great torrents of faultfinding; they fall apart, they separate, and then with rancor and bitterness they divorce.

Nothing is as bad as a marriage that's a hopeless failure.

When a marriage fails, the story of the relationship changes. The best parts, the parts that made you think getting married was a good idea, fade from memory.

Divorce isn't caused because 50% of marriages end in gayness.

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.

Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

I've gone through a really hard divorce, and anyone who has gone through a divorce will speak about how hard the journey is from start to finish. It's a life-uprooting time.

Some struggling marriages can be salvaged with hard work and counseling; others should be dismantled and stripped for parts.

Bad divorce?" Hardy asked, his gaze falling to my hands. I realized I was clutching my purse in a death grip. “No, the divorce was great,” I said. “It was the marriage that sucked.