The Undertaker Quotes

Even in a lot of hip-hop music, they tell you don't give your heart to a woman. But many of the most successful rappers are head-over-heels in love.

I try not to date where I work. It makes life easier. I don't say no to anybody because I'd hope that people wouldn't say no to me just because I'm an actor - but they'd have to be pretty extraordinary.

If you fall in love with somebody you're working with, fine, but wait till your project is over.

It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.

I have fallen in love with people in the lab, and people in the lab have fallen in love with me, and it's very disruptive to the science because it's terribly important that, in a lab, people are on a level playing field.

A man will talk all day about the woman he wants, but should he come across that woman, he'll do something stupid like cheat on her with the kind of woman he was trying to get away from in the first place. It's not a lot of second chances granted in the realm of that.

I encourage interoffice romance.

I know how demanding show biz is. I fear that things would just end up bad if I'd date a colleague.

I think working in the industry, I'd be pretty nervous to have a celebrity crush. I'd be pretty nervous if my boyfriend did as well because inevitably you'd end up working with them and then it would feel very suspicious.

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

Greedy for the property of others, extravagant with his own

Who trades in contradictions will not be contradicted.

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.

The Lives of Great Men are more oft' at variance with their profess'd Phillosophies than consistent with 'em.

As actors, you meet people that you are working with and it's tricky. It's blurry... how do you decipher things? I have definitely dated [a co-star], oh yeah, multiple times. It's easy.

I see and approve better things, but follow worse.

The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.

How sternly we reproach virtue for its failings, how indulgent we are to the better qualities of vice!

The commonplace expression that life is nothing but a play is verified above all in this: the world speaks absolutely consistently in one way and acts absolutely consistently in another.

Hypocrisy is annoying but not evil. Someone who says one thing and does another has doubled their chances of being half right.

We hasten to alienate the very fates we intended to woo.

What's really amusing is that you see - when you look at everybody's statements that - on both sides of the aisle, they've talked out of both sides of their mouth, depending on who's in power and who's not.

I see and praise what is better, but follow what is worse.

A person who issues that charge that someone adheres to the principle "do as I say, not as I do" has three options: produce an example; withdraw the charge; take the coward's way out and slink away silently.

Political leaders in capitalist countries who cheer the collapse of socialism in other countries continue to favor socialist solutions in their own. They know the words, but they have not learned the tune.