Chelsea Handler Quotes

I don't have any pangs to where I want to be with the Broncos.

I think comedy is difficult, and I'm amazed so many people want to do it. I'll be buying jeans and somebody will say, "I'm a comedian" - the guy selling you the jeans. The desire to be a comedian is weird. I found it weird myself to want to be one; I was a schoolboy when I wanted to be one but I didn't know how to do it. That was 50 years ago, so times have changed greatly. There seems to be a long line of people desperate to do it and most of them are quite good.

I have never directed. But I think I could. I have thought about it. I'm a bit long in the tooth to start.

Comedy was all I ever wanted.

I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy.

Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.

An artist's career always begins tomorrow.

I don't know, you know, when I look at it now, I don't know what in the world made me think I could become a director. I really don't.

Right now, I'm known for making movies. And I wonder if that's it. I don't know. It doesn't feel like it to me.

Football is my passion, and who knows where I will play in the future - you cannot foresee that.

I have many goals, but I don't know if they are going to come true.

Will I be a success? I don't know.

I could really see myself in politics. Who knows?

I just want to continue to do comedy. Comedy, I'm discovering, is my niche. It's what I'm born to do, so I would love to have my own sitcom one day in the future.

I've spent the last few years just really actively pursuing comedy and that's something I always wanted to know how to do.

I am a comedian and I started in stand-up when I was 22.

So I watched the Pink Panther last night, and so I'm trying desperately to be funny, and then it's just not working out so good... I wonder if maybe I could've been a comedian or something like that, or maybe I could've been a doctor, then I wouldn't have to make anyone laugh.

Make YOUR can larger than YOUR can't, and YOUR DREAMS bigger than YOUR doubts

Down on the West Coast I get this feeling like it all could happen.

Fear is a scavenger who feeds on the future; on what may be and what is possible, extending down the line of our lives.

What man would dare believe that all he planned might come to pass?

Most everything that you want is just outside your comfort zone.

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up.

I had kind of a midlife crisis at twenty which probably doesn’t augur well for my longevity