Aries Spears Quotes

Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife.

I say I don't sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don't sleep with happily married men.

If my husband's going to kiss anybody, let it be Matt Damon.

You're asking somebody who has a wife and is really happily married, 'So, what's your next wife going to be like?' And I'm like, 'What?'

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

I don't follow sports that much now, but I was a Phoenix Suns fanatic in the early '90s.

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.'

I have a Dominique Wilkins Hawks jersey that I still wear. That's probably my favorite one. What's funny is that I spend all this time collecting jerseys, and now people are out there collecting mine.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

I can't quote stats from another decade. I've got friends that can do that. But I am a huge sports fan. In fact, I enjoy all sports, and when I enjoy a game for five minutes, I'm in it for the whole thing. Plus, I do have some teams I loyally follow.

I was a fan once, and I remember what it was like approaching footballers for their autographs. I used to get starstruck a lot of the time.

I've been a Cowboys fan since I was born.

Yes, if I wasn't a happily married man with three children, Emma Bunton would definitely be my hot-tub fantasy date.

I was the kid who was waiting outside the ground for autographs.

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car.

Wendy!” Finn shouted pulling me from my moment with Loki. “What are you doing? You’re married. And not to him.” “Nothing slips by you does it.” Loki asked.

My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with...she read hers out and there were no surprises...1 George Clooney...2 Brad Pitt etc...I thought 'Ive got the better deal here'...1 Your sister

I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was a bit too curvy for his taste. He was thinking he'd better not think about me that way anymore. He was missing his wife.

One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.

If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd be sleeping on the sofa.

I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

It's not so hard to be married, I've done it three or four times.