Chevy Chase Quotes

I don't owe one man one cent. Anywhere.

Always I pay. Always I pay. How do you know Gelli? What do you want? How much do you want?

A person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. Like a person with two wooden legs getting another person with two wooden legs to guarantee that he has got two natural legs. It don't make either of them able to do a walking-match.

There is all of the difference in the world between paying and being paid.

Debt is one person's liability, but another person's asset.

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor.

The gold coin is spent.

He that will be surety, shall pay.

What is debt anyway? A debt is just the perversion of a promise. It is a promise corrupted by both math and violence.

A debt ... is just an exchange that has not been brought to completion.

I don’t know what world you live in, but in mine, people only do things for you for one of two reasons. The first is if they want something in return. And the second is if they feel like they owe you something.

There is no class of people in the world, who have such good memories as creditors.

If you imagine that everything is an exchange, then we're supposed to just transact and walk away. If we haven't walked away and we still have a relationship, it's because there's a debt.

Debt - like sin - implies that one party in the transaction didn't live up to expectations, at least in the moment, and has done something wrong.

I paid my dues; I certainly did.

I'm like a toll booth. Sooner or later, you have to come to me.

People have to start realizing that money is just a fiction, an idea.

That's what the CTC means, whoever cuts that check, that's who I have to play for.

If you can't pay your bills, it has a really tough effect on your mental state.

How do you get all those coins?" asked Mort. IN PAIRS.

I've come to give you your gift back, Mordeth," Cauthon whispered. "I consider our debt paid in full.

The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten.

Money is the general medium of exchange. It is the thing for which all other goods are traded, the means of final payment for such goods on the market.

I have paid taxes every year, a lot of taxes.

Words pay no debts, give her deeds.