Dan Jenkins Quotes

I want to go to - what's that hot country with a lot of money? - Dubai.

If the only thing you knew about Oman was its location, you might never go at all.

People often refer to Dubai as the Hong Kong of the Gulf, but it's really more like Vegas.

I have been to Burj-Al-Arab. And I visit Dubai quite often, I really like the place.

I've been to Dubai many times for holidays.

I think people think we're all sipping martinis by the pool.

Dubai's a pretty powerful place.

There is so much to discover in Dubai.

I always wanted to at least visit Dubai - it was a city that I loved to watch on the Discovery Channel. It had the world's biggest everything and clearly had a vision to stand out.

I've heard a lot about the iconic buildings and all that Dubai has to offer and can't wait to experience it for myself.

I am very happy to be playing in the United Arab Emirates.

The tallest building in the world is now in Dubai.

England is a very popular foreign country to visit because the people there speak some English.

Paris gigolo ... English fop.

Cairo, mother of cities ... mistress of broad provinces and fruitful lands, boundless in multitude of buildings, peerless in beauty and splendor, the meeting-place of comer and goer, the stopping-place of feeble and strong. ... She [Cairo] surges as the waves of the sea with her throngs of folk and can scarce contain them

I meet a lot of people when I do stand-up in the Middle East, and I don't know any terrorists, yet on TV and in the movies, 9 out of 10 are depicted as terrorists.

Only as far as the masters of the world have called in nature to their aid, can they reach the height of magnificence. This is the meaning of their hanging-gardens, villas, garden-houses, islands, parks, and preserves.

People think just because I'm from the Middle East, I'm an expert on the Middle East. So, like, I got a friend, like, any time the gas prices go up, he'll always ask my opinion about it.

Astana is a government city, not a tourist city, but all you do is tour it. You tour it in the cab from the airport, passing the gleaming new English-language Nazarbayev University and then the new soccer stadium, speed-skating track, and ten-thousand-seat velodrome.

Everybody seems to live rather well down here in Monaco!

I truly believe Abu Dhabi is one of the world's best film locations, and I can't wait to come back.

I do find it slightly offensive that everyone thinks that every New Zealander starred in either 'Lord of the Rings' or 'The Hobbit.'

People think that Israelis are mean, evil people who only want to hurt Arabs all day.

I have heard a lot of good stories about the UAE through my colleagues and those who have been here.

Going to Dubai represents a different way of life.