P. C. Cast Quotes

There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

I think it's legitimate to do satire. If you're going to write a book of satire on Marilyn Monroe or Madonna, you're not going to get their permission, because you're going to make fun of them!

People know I'm smart. And people know that, whether it's SNL or Jimmy Kimmel, it's a trend to take the piss out of celebrity -- just as much of a trend as wearing a gray hoodie or driving a Prius.

anybody can be a princess. all you have todo is have the right parents. it's no harder than being born Paris Hilton, for God's sake. at least you remember to put on underwear in the morning, i'm assuming

Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

'The Ugly Truth' isn't trying to change the world with strong political opinions; it's just trying to entertain you with thoughts and ideas from my crazy mind!

Indonesian people don't get satire; that's the thing. There's no thought in our humor.

And sometimes you can make your point better with comedy than you can through shouting about it.

I am a walking joke.

Satire makes people learn something more than being lectured.

The whole point of comedy, what's fun, is taking the stupid thought I had and working it into something that makes a bunch of people laugh.

In a satire, you need foolishness.

I think politics is extremely funny in and of itself.

It's rare in satirical comedy not just to be cynical.

Regardless of what amount of satire or sarcasm is heard in what I do, the reason it connects with people is because the fun and the wildness in it is sincere.

I see the absurdity in things, and I think it's my job to point it out.

I've always found the world funny and enjoy laughing at it, and that's what all comedians do.

It's a grim business, this being funny. Every time you come up with a strong, satiric idea, the world tops it.

Comedy actually works best when you're living in an OK world, and you are pointing out the hypocrisy in apathy.

Don't laugh at a hair joke, Trump.

If written with enough care and thoughtfulness, a joke can make you laugh at a belief you hold dear.

I love irony.

If you look at 'Network' or any kind of satire, it's fundamentally unemotional in some ways.