Louise Rennison Quotes

I used to irritate people. I'd give them a hard time, and when it drove them crazy, that was funny to me.

Everyone in America likely has a bullying story, whether as the victim, bully or as a witness.

Kids are very cruel to each other.

I just like taunting people.

Both me and Ishmeet were very naughty. We used to have my grandfather's swords in the house. We used to take all these swords and take all the showpieces Mom had and slice them one by one. He actually locked my nana in the kitchen once for two hours.

My schtick is trolling people. I love getting a rouse out of people and making them angry.

Not enough." Margo rose and tucked the towel in place. " Come on, let's go stuff her in a locker. For old time's sake.

The opportunity was too perfect to miss. Harry crept silently around behind Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, bent down, and scooped a large handful of mud out of the path. 'We were just talking about your friend Hagrid,' Malfoy said to Ron. 'Just trying to imagine what he's saying to the Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures. D'you think he'll cry when they cut off his hippogriff's—' SPLAT. Malfoy's head jerked back as the mud hit him; his silverblond hair was suddenly dripping in muck.

Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!” said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by.

America is a mere bully, from one end to the other, and the Bostonians by far the greatest bullies.

People are mean to each other.

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.

You lil Fraggle Rock, beat you wit a padded lock

I gotta friend who spends his life, stabbing my picture with a bowie knife. Dreams of strangling me with a scarf, when my name comes up he pretends to barf.

It's not easy when someone pulls your ponytail.

Well, if you’re through taunting poor Mike, are you ready to go? (Nick) You give me any lip, little boy, and there won’t be enough left of you to run through a sieve. (Zarek)

Of course when you were running with the bottom dogs, what you mostly saw were paws, claws, and assholes.

You tell Anderson Silva that I'm coming over and I'm kicking down his backdoor and patting his little lady on the ass and I'm telling her to make me a steak, medium-rare just how I like it.

A Mexican guy named Sam pushes Gary Frankel next to Isabel. "This guy can break your arm with one snap, asshole. Get out of my sight before I sic him on you," Sam says. Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.

Destroy them later?" Cal offered, which was probably as close to friendly as he ever got.

Please don't run away. And, um, I'd rather you didn't kick me again either.

I'm gonna get me a gun, all those people who put me down you better get ready to run.

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

It is better to give a lick than receive one. If anybody got in my way, I tried to run right through them.