William Shakespeare Quotes

I don't like when people talk about the news. I think it's boring.

I just think it's quite remarkable that everyone says they want to add more commentary to their news pages. In some ways, I think, 'Well, how is that even possible?' It seems sometimes that that's all that there is.

You know the difference between news and gossip, don't you? News tells you what people did. Gossip tells you how much they enjoyed it.

There would not be so many open mouths if there were not so many open ears.

Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.

Journalism is often simply the industrialisation of gossip.

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth.

Word spread because word will spread. Stories and secrets fight, stories win, shed new secrets, which new stories fight, and on.

I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.

There are comedians who focus on everything that is external. They focus on politics and the news, what's going on in that city and that night.

Gossip is conversation about people.

It's just funny that Americans have to contend with 2000 channels, and 60 different specific news sources, and the confusion that it creates, and the junk that we get to see is hilarious.

Gossip is nature's telephone.

If you discuss other people, words get twisted; things get turned around.

Word of mouth travels faster than anything else.

Gossip is more popular than literature.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

I love talking to people; the more I talk, the more gossip I can cull.

No matter how much I read the news, I feel slightly ignorant all the time.

There's so many shows, whether it's 'Last Week Tonight' or 'The Daily Show' or 'Full Frontal' or 'Late Night With Seth Meyers,' that are really doing great stuff talking about what's going on in the world and what's going on with the president, and those stories that everyone winds up talking about, whether on social media or in their jobs.

The thread that has always connected my family was the news.

The film business talks a lot. People talk a lot. There's a lot of chatting. There's a lot of behind-the-scenes chatting. There's a lot of talking before you go and do it.

Everyone I know has a predilection for sharing words.

I think that there's a real appetite for opinion-driven satire, not just generic making jokes about what's in the news but actually point-of-view-driven stuff.