Trish Stratus Quotes

I once knew a man who stole a Ferris Wheel.

I love 'Robot Chicken,' 'The Boondocks' and 'America's Funniest Home Videos.' Then there's this show called 'The First 48.' It's a documentary about killings where they try and find murderers. They interrogate people and they tell on each other - it's hilarious.

I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.

An actor's life is all about rejection. It's you they don't want; it's you who's too tall or too short or too fat. With stand-up, it doesn't matter what you look like.

Right when I started in show... Milton Berle was my first idol. When I was a kid, I went to see Milton at Lowe's State, and I never laughed so much, and I said, 'That's who I want to be; that's what I want to be.'

I work in the entertainment industry, and I like to be entertained.

Cops and robbers resemble each other, so there's not a lot to learn in terms of learning the logistics of committing the crime or investigating the crime.

I'd like to continue doing movies, clubs, concert halls and television. I like something about each one.

There's a difference between criminals and crooks. Crooks steal. Criminals blow some guy's brains out. I'm a crook.

You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out.

I'm not trying to do anything except entertain America.

You either entertain an audience or you don't.

An egg thief becomes a camel thief.

The great thieves are leading away the little thief.

The more laws and orders are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be.

I've stated that it's possible the only reason I'm in show business is that I have such a strange, particular head of hair. That, and I can grow a red beard.

I grew up wanting to entertain.

My father had it, my mother had it; we wanted to entertain people.

When I was 8 years old, I watched 'Saturday Night Live,' and I always wanted to be on there and be an entertainer.

Watching daring, high-tech criminals in action, I have the same thought that probably occurs to other moviegoers: if these guys just held on to some of the money they spend on equipment, they wouldn't have to turn to a life of crime.

There is nothing I enjoy more than doing my show.

I am an entertainer.

I feel like I'm an entertainer.

I like show business - performing. I can't think of anything better.

I think there's something so funny about Ram Dass. I was lucky enough to sit across from him at dinner once, and I got up the courage to tell him that he was my favorite comedian. Even though he's not a comic, he talks about showbiz in a certain way and understands that there's a presentation to it.