Bobby Heenan Quotes

The background looks like a lot of red cards.

Why is the King of Hearts the only one that hasn't a moustache?

I have a deal with a company that's going to do cards without the gum. I don't like sugarless gum, and I don't think it's much better for you.

I had never really been around cards.

God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.

If you're in a card game and you can't figure out who the patsy is, you're it.

I know how the Academy Awards works: It's a card game, and I'm in the toss-up category.

Life is like our game at whist ... I don't enjoy the game much, but I like to play my cards well, and see what will be the end of it.

It's okay," he informs me. "Your grandfather is teaching me how to play poker." If I know Grandad, that means what he'll really be teaching Sam is how to cheat.

There is not a physicist in the world who can perceive when a parlor magician palms off playing-cards.

Everyone understands cards and relates to it. They have them in their homes and in their hands, so it makes them very accessible.

That's right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do.

Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

"Do you like card tricks?" "No, I hate card tricks," I answered. "Well, I'll just show you this one." He showed me three.

Both T.S. Eliot and I like to play, but I like to play euchre, while he likes to play Eucharist.

The way things are going the faces on next year's bubble-gum cards will be lawyers.

One of the world's most popular entertainments is a deck of cards, which contains thirteen each of four suits, highlighted by kings, queens and jacks, who are possibly the queen's younger, more attractive boyfriends.

Patience and shuffle the cards.

It is wonderful to see persons of sense passing away a dozen hours together in shuffling and dividing a pack of cards.

Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.

The good news is that in every deck of fifty-two cards there are 2,598,960 possible hands. The bad news is that you are only going to be dealt one of them.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn.

The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game.

What is "poker"? A card game where abler liars take money off less able liars.