Ralph G. Martin Quotes

Some people grab my hair and pull it out. People write on my jeans when I'm on stage. They write on my boots - their phone number, name or whatever.

I don't see how you could get used to people screaming in your face, and anyone who says different is lying.

I’ll whip his ass!

I never think past any man, because every guy has two hands and every dude wants to hurt you.

I'm not stupid. After you just punch me, I'm not gonna be like, 'Alright, let me do that again.'

I've had a lot of things thrown at me. A lot of coins that had been sharpened, billiard balls, and I had a dart thrown at my back at Burnley. And potatoes with razor blades.

For 10 days after the Olympics, I couldn't go back to my house because people were sitting outside waiting to take my photo. That was a bit rubbish. At first I was open: 'Yeah, of course you can take a photo...' but after a while, it got to the point where I thought, 'Whoa, I don't like this attention anymore.'

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive.

If I catch Corey Graves on the street, I'm gonna do something to him. I ain't gonna do it at the office or the airport, but if I catch Corey Graves on the street, you see that little bouffant hairdo he got? I'm gonna rearrange it for him.

I'm always going to say I'm going to knock someone out.

I don't like getting hit.

I don't like hitting people in the face.

It's unusual for me to be in front of an audience without somebody trying to knock my teeth out.

Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!

...If you do not take it up with you in some way, I shall be under the necessity of breaking your head with this shovel

You've got a bold tongue, little man. One day, someone is like to cut it out and make you eat it.

Do it, and I’ll rip your heart out and feed it to your friend. (Julian)

Applause is the beginning of abuse

Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)

Who said anything about slicing you up? ... I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead-- nothing serious.

I am a rapist and a sadistic pig,' if you get that tattoo removed I will carve it into your forehead, do you understand?

I ought to come up there and break your shuck nose.

I don't care if you got knocked up. I can still rip your throat out

I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".

When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!