Becca Fitzpatrick Quotes

Barely awake and already starting in with the questions.You were alot easier to take when you were sleeping." - Rio to Dylan

A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

[Jules] slides into a seat beside me with her hot lunch tray, sighing. “Four hours, thirty-six minutes, and twelve seconds till we’re out of purgatory for the weekend.” “Maybe later,” I murmur, still distracted by the day’s previous events. “So, let me show you how a conversation works. I say something, and then you say something back that actually relates to what I was talking about, as if you were even the least bit interested.” “Huh?” I say.

BE QUIET!!...What do you want...? I was in the middle of saying something nice.

You need me, just whistle," he said as he arranged his ball cap over his eyes against the sun leaking through the frost-emptied branches. "You're not coming?" Lifting the brim of his cap, he eyed me, "You want me to?" he asked blandly. "Not really, no." He dropped the brim and laced his hands over his middle. "Then why are you bitching? It's a crime scene, not a grocery store.

I haven’t prepared my speech yet,” I sighed and Tove stood up. “What should I say about him?” “Well, if you plan to say anything nice, you’re going to have to lie,” Tove muttered as he walked over to his closet.

Right,' Thomas said. 'Where are we headed?' 'To where they treat me like royalty,' I said. 'We're going to Burger King?' I rubbed the heel of my hand against my forehead and spelled fratricide in a subvocal mutter, but I had to spell out temporary insanity and justifiable homicide, too, before I calmed down enough to speak politely. 'Just take a left and drive. Please.' 'Well,' Thomas said, grinning, 'since you said 'please' - Thomas Raith & Harry Dresden, Small Favor, Jim Butcher

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

Give me a break.

Stupidity is not my favourite thing; I cannot deal with it.

Look, maybe I'm just not good at multi-tasking and am, therefore, jealous of those of you who can get in a workout while yammering on your cell phone, but for the love of all that is good and pure, shut your yap!

Say, the next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you?

Rudeness can make me angry.

I hate goofballs.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

I’m ready any time you want to repeat the stupid question.

Admiral, you have wasted half an hour of my time.

I have no patience with dinosaurs.

I hate golf.

I hate L.A. Can't be bothered.

Someday I would change my name to Shut Up and save everybody a lot of time.

Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?

Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.

Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet.

The wisest are the most annoyed at the loss of time.