Stuart Pearce Quotes

The only reason you would hate to be compared to 'Fleabag' is if you were said to be 'not as good as Fleabag'.

I remember religiously watching Ellen DeGeneres' show when I was growing up.

My fiancee and myself watch this show called 'The Good Wife.'

You, Me and The Apocalypse' is epic!

Every script I've read for 'Black Jesus' has been hilarious.

But even if you're not a 'Scrubs' follower you'll still have a good time, because all the songs are recognizable and presented in a way that's unique to The Blanks. We had heard that in some countries a cappella is considered torture, so we wanted to make a show that we'd really want to see as well - so it's music but it's also a lot of comedy.

One of my favorites is 'Parks and Recreation.' Great show; awesome writing; beautiful, diverse cast. They also have a very diverse writer's room, which I love.

I had been quite judicious about the scripts I was reading, but nothing was really taking my fancy until I pulled this script out: 'Lucifer.' I have to say, within about three or four pages, I thought it was hilarious; I laughed out loud a couple of times and knew this is the one that I wanted to do.

My whole life is a funny moment, man.

I became popular as Bua because of 'Comedy Nights with Kapil.'

Steve Allen was on Johnny Carson one time - I looked for it, but I couldn't find it - and he read the lyrics to 'Hot Stuff' by Donna Summer like a poet. He read them very seriously. I was maybe 8, but it killed me.

I think 'the Mighty Boosh' are quite good.

I was thinking how fun 'Married with Children' would be on Netflix. You could really have some fun there.

One of the things that we love most about our comedy [ American Reunion] is that it goes all-out.

One of the things I liked about bringing this show back was that it gives people something to look forward to. In doing the show, I was very aware that some people will watch it all in one night, but there is enough that it will be fun to re-watch. Hopefully, people will be laughing a lot.

What's most interesting to me is when [Tony DiNozzo] is just madly inappropriate.

But the main thing I don't want to be is un-funny. That's really the mandate. Just whatever we're doing, make it as funny as we can possibly make it. And believe me, if the show starts going down, we'll introduce a baby. We'll do everything that they did on 'Family Ties.' I'm not afraid of that.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!

I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year - they called me up when somebody canceled two days before the thing, and asked me to present some awards. So I went, and one of the funniest film moments I've ever had was when they introduced the New York film critics. They all stood up - motley isn't the word for that group. Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage - I had to bury myself in my napkin.

[Raising Hope] is a weird show about weird little humans who love each other.

Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I should sue the Roots for bait and switch.

My parents played by parents, in the second season [of Suits]. We had a Skype scene and they were my real parents. My parents are cartoons. When they come up and visit, they're hilarious. My mother somehow finds a way to get in the way of everything.

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.

God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.

I didn't really get into comedy until a couple months before I started doing comedy.