Jay Leno Quotes

It is a naked fight against theft, and the thieves will not win.

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

Galleries are easier to steal from than the Apple Store, maybe.

No realistic, sane person goes around Chicago without protection.

You have seen for a long time the great disorder in the world caused by these crimes. It is so bad in some of your provinces, I am told, and you are so weak in the administration of justice, that one can hardly go along the road by day or night without being attacked by robbers; and whether at home or abroad one is in danger of being despoiled either by force or fraud.

I don't do manbags! But don't flaunt your money, your most expensive camera or your best watch. And don't use a cashpoint in the middle of nowhere, or carry anything loose; it might get stolen by someone racing past on a scooter.

I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.

Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft. When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big.

If associations to control burglary and murder were tolerated we should take it for granted that the members should all be burglers and murderers.

If you ignore the homicides, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.

There's always a little jump to your heart when you realize you've got looting.

One of the things that's important to me as a Londoner is making sure my family, people I care about, are safe.

I got robbed once. A man pulled a gun on me and snatched my pocketbook in a car. I don't trust men that much any more.

Living in Rio is dangerous sometimes.

Obviously, we have to do a far better job on keeping our community safe, and that's where I'm going to put a significant amount of input.

I've never been robbed in person, but I've gotten my car broken into a couple of times.

I was held up at gunpoint a month after I won Miss South Africa.

Scrap metal theft costs our state countless dollars in stolen public and private property.

I've been in places that have been robbed.

There's no way I'm not gonna have a gun, 'cause you just never know what'll go down in Atlanta. But I'd rather be able to protect myself and have the right, and not have to think about the consequences if I'm just trying to protect myself.

If you get robbed, no one's going to ask you, 'Well, what were you wearing?'

In the '80s, you couldn't walk in the neighborhood without looking back to see if anyone was following you. You had your key in your hand before you got to your apartment and you'd rush in so you didn't have to stop.

Do not imagine that you can escape judgment if you rob people with a false prospectus rather than with a knife.

Don't worry. You're safe now. You've got nothing left to steal.