Graeme Simsion Quotes

If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.

I'm particularly bad at breaking if something's funny. I'm not professional, so I do often laugh, but less at what I do and more often at what other people do.

I'm just not very funny.

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

Bill Mitchell said he really liked it. But when he asked the other four their opinions, we all took one look at ourselves in our raggedy long winter coats and cracked up. We knew we weren't likely to tempt anyone or anything, but what the hell, it was as good a name as any.

With my humor, I end up offending everybody!

Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do.

Leo got up and brushed himself off. "I hate that guy". He offered Jason his arm like they should go skipping together."I'm Dylan. I'm so cool, I want to date myself, but I can't figure out how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!" "Leo" Jason said "You're weird

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out.

We've always had a sense of humor - look at our name.

I think it would be super, hella cool to hop into a cab & hear my song on the radio - like, 'Yeah!' - and also be like, 'Who is this Griz guy? He's horrible.' That'd be really cool.

I never thought I was funny.

People are like, 'How did you get so funny?' And I'm like, 'Wait, am I funny?'

I am built funny. Picture Mark Twain's head on Ichabod Crane's body. Now hold your mental picture to the light and crumple it.

When I'm writing, quite often I start having a good time when I see there's a chance to make myself look like a real jerk. I start chuckling and having an interesting, rather than a boring, time.

Just be funny. Funny always goes over well, so try to think of something funny to break the ice rather than being weird or using pickup lines.

I don't take myself or the species too seriously. You have to laugh at everything.

My self-deprecating humor may not be as funny as I thought.

My friends make me laugh: funny Instagram videos, but mostly people falling over. It's so bad, but it never gets old. I just love how people cover up their falls. The whole experience of 'Oh, I just fell, and I'm going to run out of the fall and pretend I did this on purpose.' I just like to see how people cover up their mishaps.

Rob and I both have this strange sense of comedy which always involves us being the butt of our own jokes.

Most humor comes from truth. In the end, if I can laugh about it, who cares?

I like to think of myself as the corniest, most awful thing you could possibly imagine.

I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.

The caricature of my own face always makes me laugh.

Learn to laugh at yourselves as one must laugh!