Hannibal Buress Quotes

I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.

I have a personal barber, Mister C. He lives in Brooklyn, but he travels with me. He used to cut Lady Gaga's hair, but he fired her to work for me.

I've been going to the same person for haircuts since I was thirteen.

When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.

I go to the barbers every two weeks.

I hate getting haircuts. It's like going to the damn dentist, man.

I still go to a salon where a gal does my hair, and I don't know if it's because I'm a celebrity but by the time I leave there, we are eating chicken and talking and screaming.

I've never had a haircut where I've gone to a hair cutting place and they gave me an incorrect haircut. So I've been pretty lucky.

I hate having my hair cut so I try not to.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

I've been banned from cutting my own fringe.

They even cut your hair free of charge.

I got tired of going to the barber to keep my fade together, so I just cut it all off.

I'm like a kid, so I try to avoid haircuts as much as possible.

I get calls, emails and get asked in the grocery store when I'm not looking that great... 'I love your hair. Where do you get it done?'

I just hate getting my hair cut.

Truthfully, I'm normally very picky about who does my hair.

I have never liked haircuts.

Being a barber is about taking care of the people.

I just wanted a change. My hair started hurting my back, so I went to my hairdresser and said 'Take it off.' And I'm delighted with the results.

The beauty of having short hair is that I actually can wash and style it at home!

I just thought I would work in a hair salon and do community theater.

I used to be a hairdresser.

I was reared in an atmosphere where a great deal of attention was paid to women's hairdressing.

We didn't have a beauty shop as I grew up.