Rasmus Lerdorf Quotes

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.

Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets.

People say, 'Since you got rich and famous, you've become insufferable.' I say, 'That's not true. I've always been insufferable.'

I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

Not badly, considering I was seated between Jesus Christ and Napoleon.

Yes sir, I am a tortured man for all seasons, as they say, and I have powerful friends in high places. Birds sing where I walk, and children smile when they see me coming.

Modesty is not one of my virtues.

No one has ever accused me of being ambitious.

I'm so down to earth, I'm bringing gravity back.

Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, I'm perfect.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

I'm not the most loathsome man in the world. I've dropped to number nine.

I have never struggled, and I have never done anything.

The musical is amazing. i mean,i don't throw around that word very often unless im talking about myself. Being humble is one of my many fine qualities. IGN Interview May 2009

I was sitting in the back room by myself when someone came in and said, "Mr. Zimmer, I have to take you down to the make up room." I told them that if anyone can help this face they deserve a bonus.

You, know I'm the Queen's favorite great nephew, Well, yeah I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important, I'd still be her favorite.

Yes, I am a narcissist. The best, too.

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course," the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not like dogs.

Trust me. I'm a genius.

Oh my God I am so cool.

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

I'm William, but you can call me Sexy. Everyone does.

I'm still a really shitty programmer, but I know enough to hack a prototype together.