Michael Scott Quotes

I work only with lost and founds.

It's a lot easier to be lost than found. It's the reason we're always searching and rarely discovered--so many locks not enough keys.

It's here somewhere," I assured him. "Please tell me you haven't lost it already." "We did fall out of the sky, you know," I said indignantly. "It's easy for things to go missing.

I feel like the world stopped. And I got off...and then it started spinning again, but too fast for me to hop back on. I feel like I'm still trying to get a...to get some kind of foothold on living

I believe you got my property?

A lady getting a missing belt back from the cleaner couldn't have been more surprised and pleased.

I have no balance. My life is a hot mess.

If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.

Clothing left on the bed unfolded. Books stained with coffee spots. Tabs not paid until the last possible second. Boys kissed and then forgotten in a week’s time.

The time is out of joint.

I'm chaos, I've always been chaos, my point on Earth is chaos.

If we lose our sanity ... We can but howl the lugubrious howl of idiots, the howl of the utterly lost howling their nowhereness.

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?

This is not anarchy, Eve. This is chaos.

Yet, even now, ever time (often) that I find that I don't understand something, then instinctively, I'm filled with the hope that perhaps this will be my moment again, perhaps once again I shall understand nothing, I shall grasp that other knowledge, found and lost in an instant.

Like chaos in a glass cage.

The whole world is nothing but a noise, as hot as the inside of a tiger's mouth. They call it civilization - that is a lie! But some day you may have to go out, someone will try to take you out, and you will not understand them or what they are saying, unless you understand nothing, absolutely nothing, then you will manage.

The order I found was the order of disorder

Being lost is worth the being found.

Nations with nations mix'd confus'dly die, and lost in one promiscuous carnage lie.

We wandered in a frenzy and a dream (301).

I feel like I'm playing chess underwater. The pieces keep floating away. I don't know where things are. I can't figure out tomorrow.

I'm trying to keep up with what's happening in this turbulent world.