Kenny Baker Quotes

Every once in awhile, we all get a bad hand dealt to us.

My life was a sort of series of random disasters.

My life has been tragic and disastrous since birth.

The UFC was the black spot in my career and my life.

I've had plenty of bad breaks you know.

Misfortune was my god.

2014 was a pretty bad year for me. Quite a lot of loss.

When you're losing, crap happens.

It wasn't going to be our day on the night.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

Nobody is impervious to misfortune.

I seem to play a lot of losers.

There are some people, no matter what they do, it turns out badly. They have a problem: either what they do is wrong or things that happen were wrong. I was president of a company like that; it was called Grid Computer.

I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought iron pineapple and a cork-shaped bruise in my cleavage.

I signed contracts I didn't think were a good idea but people around me said it was the way forward. It saddens me that I'll never own my first album ever, which sucks.

Coming to terms with the fact that my marriage was a failure was devastating and very difficult.

Everything happens to me. I've never had a streak of luck in my life.

I keep waiting, like in the cartoons, for an anvil to drop on my head.

There are days where you do everything right and nothing goes in your favour.

Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.

Alas, I emerge from one disaster to fall into a worse.

The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

When it rains, it pours - figuratively and literally.

The Olympics: not one of my better memories.

Everybody has a tragedy or two in their lives.