Matt Groening Quotes

I’m ready any time you want to repeat the stupid question.

Rudeness makes me very angry.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

Rudeness can make me angry.

Kiss my ass!

Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet.

Oh, I'm so glad we know what it's called, that's a great help," snarled Ron, leaning back, trying to stop the plant from curling around his neck.

Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.

Get up, you useless lump, get up!

His lordship can eat my fat—

I get angry when people bring derisory actions against me.

I hated my teachers because I knew they didn't care, and I knew they had no control over me, so I hated them even more.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

You are a daft race. Begone!

You try it!

Gutless chickenshit!!!

Why did you wake me? A serving lady could piss out that fire.

As a matter of fact we both are [being offensive]; and the only difference between us is that I am trying to be, and you can't help it.

If I'm screaming at someone, it's because I think they're an idiot.

I've never been in a place where I've wanted to be that nasty to someone.

That’s right. Get thee behind me, bitches. I don’t got no time for you. Ha! (Tabitha)

He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!