Jimmy Buffett Quotes

Leisure is the handmaiden of the devil.

If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

The priests, either from indulgence or carelessness, have allowed the wicked to give loose reins to their lusts

My own feeling is that if adultery is wickedness then so is food. Both make me feel so much better afterward.

If the sins of the flesh ever got old I didn't ever want enough years on me to know it.

Self-centered indulgence, pride and a lack of shame over sin are now emblems of the American lifestyle.

The temptations to wrong are many; they spring out of a corrupt nature.

To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.

And there was a real shedding of the old dogma, like boundaries of morality were being broken down and everybody was into the new party mode of just loving on each other. Which destroyed thousands of us. I lost 16 of my personal friends through that lifestyle.

It is a proof of our natural bias to evil, that gain is slower and harder than loss in all things good; but in all things bad getting is quicker and easier than getting rid of.

And it is to rock the soul and lead the person to immorality, corruption - to forget their prayers, to forget their God. And thus the world has partaken of the spirit of the Negro race, accepting their ways.

I am the worst influence. If you can't handle your vices, then I am the Devil.

Evil changes everybody!

When a man gets his money in bad ways, when he sees the better course and takes the worse, then the devil's in his heart, and that fixes him.

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.

Sometimes it feels so good just to be bad!

The better day, the worse deed.

Sinful and forbidden pleasures are like poisoned bread; they may satisfy appetite for the moment, but there is death in them at the end.

... the sin of drunkenness which is the root of all sins.

Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure.

The globalists are smart and tell us sin is fun, sin is a red-devil cheerleader.

To me, evil comes when you have a choice between that and good, and you choose the wrong way.

Man has learned how to challenge both Nature and art to become the incitements to vice! His very cups he has delighted to engrave with libidinous subjects, and he takes pleasure in drinking from vessels of obscene form!