Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes

It's funny because it's funny.

Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.

'Extremes meet', as the whiting said with its tail in its mouth.

What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

It is impossible to take politics out of politics.

Symmetry is overrated. Overrated is symmetry.

Michael Schumacher is leading Michael Schumacher.

You will never get to the irreducible definition of anything because you will never be able to explain why you want to explain, and so on. The system will gobble itself up.

You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'Yeah,' said Zaphod, 'but don't shout it out or they'll all want one.' 'THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'No, just A Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?' 'But sir,' it squealed, 'I just heard on the sub-ether radio report. It said you were dead...' 'Yeah, that's right, I just haven't stopped moving yet.

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.

I'm not an author, but before I became mayor, I wasn't a mayor.

Life is like boxing in many unsettling respects. But boxing is only like boxing.

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor.

America is such a paradoxical society, hypocritically paradoxical, that if you don't have some humor, you'll crack up.

When religion doth with virtue join, it makes a hero like an angel shine.

What's the point of being a hero when everyone thinks you're a villain?

I was so young when I was born.

He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.

I once spoke to a human geneticist who declared that the notion of intelligence was quite meaningless, so I tried calling him unintelligent. He was annoyed, and it did not appease him when I went on to ask how he came to attach such a clear meaning to the notion of lack of intelligence. We never spoke again.

it's impossible I should have a mind and I have one

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

There needs not a great soul to make a hero; there needs a god-created soul which will be true to its origin; that will be a great soul!

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast was an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal form the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am toast.