Jim Gaffigan Quotes

There are umpires, and there are those who hold the title.

I worked at a Sport Chek in Vancouver, only so I could get the discount off snowboard gear. But I hated the job so much, I quit before I got my discount.

We do need maybe younger or more experienced judges but where you can get them I don't know. It's like in football, who would want to be a football referee? You'd just get criticism all the time.

What a strange narrowness of mind now is that, to think the things we have not known are better than the things we have known.

It would be strange for me to think I'm being ripped off, because that's what I do!

My parents were workers. My mom, especially in my high school years, was a stock clerk at Kmart... My dad was a bartender that worked banquets.

I don't think anything I've done with Adidas has been shifted. It's been part of the Pusha T brand, has for sure been organic and natural.

I don't really care if you think I'm strange--I ain't gonna change!

How often have I lain beneath rain on a strange roof, thinking of home.

Donald Trump gives the impression that he would like to govern by decree. He has that impulse in him and he wants to be a savior, so he says, in his famous phrase, "Only I can fix it!" That's a strange and weird statement for anybody to make, but it's central to Trump's sense of self and self-presentation. And I think that has a lot to do with his identification with dictators. No matter how many they kill and no matter what else they do, they have this capacity to rule by decree without any interference by legislators or courts.

I think I have a very strange, hybrid accent, and I've worked very hard to get a solid American accent, which is what I use most of the time.

I don't think I've ever had a strange fan interaction. Just any time anyone is willing to come up and say hi or something like that, it's very flattering.

If people don't like you, or they think you're strange, then that's their problem.

I don't think I'm a collector. I think every kid from where I'm from had a terrible passion for having to have fresh kicks.

Vices and virtues are of a strange nature, for the more we have, the fewer we think we have.

I read Susanna Clarke's Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, which I think will subsequently be recognized as one of the first great novels of the 21st century.

It seems strange to think, that what gives us most hope for the future should be called Dolores, said Margaret.

I think most of us are fascinated by the macabre and by the weird and even the nastiness that comes along.

There are many photos of Eisenstein. I think he was quite vain, and he liked photos of him. Being a virgin at 33 is strange now, but let's not be too high-minded about that.

It strikes me how strange people are. You can see them every day - you can think you know them - and then you fшnd out you hardly know them at all.

Sometimes I'll read a script and think, "That's not how humans behave," or "I don't understand how to do that and make it seem like I'm not some kind of strange alien or on a sitcom." I don't get it, and when I feel that way, I have to listen to my instinct.

It's a strange sensation to live inside another person's life, to wonder all the time what he is doing, or thinking or feeling.

I think it's fair to say that, yeah, I'm playing Doctor Strange, I get there.

Still we say as we go,-"Strange to think by the wayWhatever there is to know,That shall we know one day.

It is strange how sad it can be - sunlight in the afternoon, don't you think?