Kevin Nealon Quotes

Women and birds are able to see without turning their heads, and that is indeed a necessary provision for they are both surrounded by enemies.

Most predatory animals, if you give them an inch they just go with it. Any animal - a tiger, a shark, anything - you can't act like something that is afraid of it and that's where all their predatory instincts come in.

If you think about evolution, sleep, at some time, was a dangerous undertaking. You lie down in your cave or shelter, and along comes a predator and has you for dinner. Many creatures do not sleep or sleep while standing so they can escape from dangerous situations.

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions.

If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat 'em.

I think that's still the most primal fear of all humans: to be eaten.

A hungry wolf at all the herd will run, In hopes, through many, to make sure of one.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

I saw a crow building a nest, I was watching him very carefully, I was kind of stalking him and he was aware of it. And you know what they do when they become aware of someone stalking them when they build a nest, which is a very vulnerable place to be? They build a decoy nest. It's just for you.

When you see a rattlesnake poised to strike, you do not wait until he has struck before you crush him.

The only use for a knife during a shark attack is pure treachery: Stab your buddy, swim like hell, and hope the munchies take him.

The pike does not ask the frog's permission before dining.

The others wolves would devour me if they could know that my roar is, in reality, a crying.

Nature has made up her mind that what cannot defend itself shall not be defended.

In nature, creatures never ended the lives of others except to survive. To women, abortion was self-defense and preservation of the species. Abortion was not a fancy borne out of the female mind. Abortion was instinct beyond ideas. Abortion was fear (the cat that devours its litter when a predator nears).

Hee that makes himself a sheep, shall be eat by the wolfe.

I’m fighting for my life, I have to defend myself. If I don’t defend myself, no one else will.

The fox often offers the duck its pond.

I was a magnet for people who want to take advantage of people like me, who think they're part of this life but they're not.

The low bird is not picked tenderly out of the dust by its fellows; rather, it is dispatched quickly and without mercy.

The trodden worm curls up. This testifies to its caution. It thus reduces its chances of being trodden upon again. In the language of morality: Humility.

Creatures which, lacking mankind's superior brain power, did not concern themselves with finding someone to blame, and instead tried to find someone to eat.

When the Fox hears the Rabbit scream he comes a-runnin', but not to help.