Mike Mignola Quotes

stop now before i kill you a word to the wise from your friend PENNYWISE

When I rattle a saber, the man will know it.

Out of our way mister, you best keep.

Let either of you breathe a word, or the edge of a word, about the other things, and I will come to you in the black of some terrible night and I will bring a pointy reckoning that will shudder you. And you know I can do it; I saw Indians smash my dear parents' heads on the pillow next to mine, and I have seen some reddish work done at night, and I can make you wish you had never seen the sun go down! - Abigail

I say to our enemies: We are coming. God may have mercy on you, but we won't

I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".

If you shake my hand, better count your fingers

I'm going to eviscerate you and leave your organs on a pike in the yard as a warning to those who wear large jewelry.

Caroline, do you value your neck?" "Yes, I'm rather fond of it. Why?" "Because if you don't shut up, I'm going to wring it.

First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.

Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni.

I'm evil, my middle name is misery. Well, I'm evil, so don't mess around with me.

Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.

Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none.

Touch her,” he said in Scott’s ear, his voice low and threatening, “and it’ll be the biggest regret of your life.

Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here

Fear is shiny. Ruthless in the eyes.

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

Listen to me, convict. I have not traveled all this way to listen to your war stories. So shut your trap before I shut it for you. Commander Julius Root

What is your name?" Why?" So I can mark your grave.

No," he said, voice thick and husky. His fingers dug into the chair's arms. "You'd better not get too close." I stopped, laughing softly. "You don't strike me as the assaulting type, Mortensen." "Yeah, well, there's a first time for everything.

Don’t,” Michael said. It was soft, and it was a warning, through and through. “You try to hurt her again and I’ll pull your arm off.

You give Frost a message from me. You tell him it's open season on all suckheads.

Boy, you better pray that I bleed real soon.

I could EAT YOUR HEART & asshole you'd never know it.