George W. Bush Quotes

Don't mess with me. I've got tanks.

Caroline, do you value your neck?" "Yes, I'm rather fond of it. Why?" "Because if you don't shut up, I'm going to wring it.

When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!

Back off or the lizard gets it!

We shall try to destroy you. Won't you have another drink?

Weapons are only weapons if you’re willing to use them.

Our adversaries no long fear us, and our enemies are plotting against us.

We condemn all shades and hues of terrorism and militancy and want to cooperate with India to fight this menace.

Out of our way mister, you best keep.

I say to our enemies: We are coming. God may have mercy on you, but we won't

I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".

If you shake my hand, better count your fingers

I'm going to eviscerate you and leave your organs on a pike in the yard as a warning to those who wear large jewelry.

Shut up... or I'll kill you.

Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here

I'm evil, my middle name is misery. Well, I'm evil, so don't mess around with me.

If you've got a bazooka, and people know you've got it, you may not have to take it out.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Be careful: they have arms, and no alternatives.

I definitely feel, when I'm wearing the costume, that I could scare people and hurt them.

There's more than one way to sense violence.

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!