Groucho Marx Quotes

As I grow old I hate the writing of letters more and more, and like getting them better and better.

Everyone loves to get a letter. I love sending them. I love getting them.

I'm only interested in writing about relationships.

on that piece of white paper, sam wrote, "write about me sometime." and i typed something back to her, standing right there in her bedroom. i just typed. "i will.

I think if somebody doesn't have the time to work on a relationship, then they shouldn't get into it.

My experience of what a loving relationship is like rings true with a lot of people I meet. I have a theory that the people you meet, one way you choose them, is their suitability for you in that particular matter. Attitudes toward friendship and marriage are in many cases closely aligned.

I think every relationship has its ups and downs. I think that's a part of whether you're married or whether you're in friendship or in business, right? They all have their ups and downs, and I think it's just a normal part of life.

Relationships are complicated - put it that way, okay?

I don't think there is any set formula to have a good relationship.

The overall concept of 'Only You' is a reflection on the illusion of love, how we confront, understand and manifest our self identities within relationships.

All of us have been through relationships; there have been periods of time when we've been single. It's something that everyone experiences. It's a matter of making that observation and then start to ask questions about it: Why is it like that? And why do we feel that? And why are we organized this way? Isn't there any other way?

It's easy to just write about love, because everyone can relate, but I like variety.

As I had always said, it takes two people to work hard to create the chemistry.

The more time you spend with somebody, the more your relationship grows.

If the portraits of our absent friends are pleasant to us, which renew our memory of them and relieve our regret for their absence by a false and empty consolation, how much more pleasant are letters which bring us the written characters of the absent friend.

A Letter is a Joy of Earth - It is denied the Gods

Life would split apart without letters.

letters are venerable; and the telephone valiant, for the journey is a lonely one, and if bound together by notes and telephones we went in company, perhaps - who knows? - we might talk by the way.

We'd said we'd keep in touch. But touch is not something you can keep; as soon as it's gone, it's gone. We should have said we'd keep in words, because they are all we can string between us--words on a telephone line, words appearing on a screen.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

It takes two to write a letter as much as it takes two to make a quarrel.

Letter writing is an excellent way of slowing down this lunatic helterskelter universe long enough to gather one’s thoughts

Venerable are letters, infinitely brave, forlorn, and lost. Life would split asunder without them. 'Come to tea, come to dinner, what's the truth of the story? have you heard the news? life in the capital is wonderful; the Russian dancers....' These are our stays and props. These lace our days together and make of life a perfect globe.

There was a day when I liked writing letters -- it has gone. Unfortunately the passion for getting them remains.