John Green Quotes

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Eaton has just married his mistress—and the mistress of eleven dozen others!

I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

I understand the phrase "Honor the Women" all too well: the poet has probably a wife of his own, but he prefers to honor another.

I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.

People still cheat on their wives, that hasn't fallen out of fashion. We all speak of it badly, but it has not fallen out of fashion.

I'm not just a cuckolded wife.

Your wife doesn't want to hear a word about how hot your mistress is, and vice versa.

Callista Gingrich has, I suspect, given Newt's advisers a giant headache. She's a constant presence at her husband's side - and a constant reminder of his acknowledged infidelity. Newt cheated on his second wife with Callista, a woman 23 years his junior.

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

I think it's fair to say more adultery goes on in hotels than any other place in the world.

I didn't run off with the secretary. It made it seem like I had committed adultery and then ran off with a secretary, neither of which happened.

No adultery is bloodless.

Men and women who decide to flirt with adultery just once can become enmeshed in misery and unhappiness for themselves and their precious families.

My first husband ran off with Elizabeth Taylor.

There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married, I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn't married. You have to keep your hand in.

There is no doubt in my mind at all. The Duke of Edinburgh has had affairs - yes, full-blown affairs, and more than one.

No woman has ever come up to me and said that my husband was having an affair with her.

A married man turns his staffe into a stake.

Adulterers, take warning, never admit.

Husbands lie, Masha. I should know; I've eaten my share. That's lesson one. Lesson number two: among the topics about which a husband is most likely to lie are money, drink, black eyes, political affiliation, and women who squatted on his lap before and after your sweet self.

No husband will ever be better avenged than by his wife's lover.

Roy's wife of Aldivalloch, Wat ye how she cheated me, As I came o'er the braes of Balloch?

That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.'