Samuel Beckett Quotes

A married man turns his staffe into a stake.

The first breathe of adultery is the freest.

Adultery is like, here's the way it is, and here's exactly what you're supposed to do. It's like cheating at Monopoly. For me, it just doesn't apply to human relations. I mean, I use the word sometimes because it's fair and everybody knows what it means, but I find it a very irritating word.

I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.

Her [Hillary Clinton's] husband is running around on her with everything that walks. He's having an affair with Gennifer Flowers, he's having an affair with... I forget the names, but they're legion. He's cheating on her frequently, and she knows about it and yet puts up with it and stays in Arkansas. Why? At the beginning of feminism, when this is exactly the kind of boorish behavior women are not gonna put up with anymore, no way.

Adultery is not a crime, it's an amusement.

I did commit adultery, if adultery is having a relationship in a marriage with another woman. I learned from that.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Your wife doesn't want to hear a word about how hot your mistress is, and vice versa.

After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair.

Callista Gingrich has, I suspect, given Newt's advisers a giant headache. She's a constant presence at her husband's side - and a constant reminder of his acknowledged infidelity. Newt cheated on his second wife with Callista, a woman 23 years his junior.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

I think it's fair to say more adultery goes on in hotels than any other place in the world.

I didn't run off with the secretary. It made it seem like I had committed adultery and then ran off with a secretary, neither of which happened.

No adultery is bloodless.

My husband and I were very in love, and I had no reason to suspect that his interests lay anywhere else.

The first breath of adultery is the freest; after it, constraints aping marriage develop.

No woman has ever come up to me and said that my husband was having an affair with her.

I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

Infidelity is such a pretty word, so light and delicate. Whereas the act itself is dark and thick with guilt, betrayal, confusion, pain, and (okay) sometimes enormous pleasure.

That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.'

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

Do not adultery commit; Advantage rarely comes of it.

To me, the thing that is worse than death is betrayal. You see, I could conceive death, but I could not conceive betrayal.

Adultery is a most conventional way to rise above the conventional.