Mark Twain Quotes

I used to go from place to place by tram. A shilling would take you all around London and the suburbs.

Walk, skateboard, bike, car pool, or use mass transit more, and drive less.

I just hope I can still take the subway, honestly.

I still don't have a car. I still travel by public transport. I take autos to travel to and fro for recordings.

I have always loved travelling in autorickshaws.

Any notable moments spent on a subway usually do nothing more than expose human awfulness at its most pronounced.

Work from home will relieve the pressure on urban infrastructure and land, which can be released for mass housing or public transport, and critical lung space.

Transit builds a city that people choose to live in.

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.

Anyone over the age of thirty catching a bus can consider himself a failure.

You know you're an Arizona native when you have to look up "mass transit" in the dictionary.

Any friend of fossil is a friend of mine... We’ve got to do everything we can to get people out of their automobiles and into mass transit.

If I was a Mayor, I would sort the traffic out and that includes public transport. The traffic jams really get on my nerves.

Never looking anyone in the eye when you're traveling on public transport, in case it's interpreted as a sign that you're trying to get off with them.

The council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off?

The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

I grew up on the bus, or riding my bike, or catching the subway, I've never had a car. In college, any girl I ever dated had a car, too.

You wouldn't be allowed to get on a particular bus, but you'd be asked to sign your autograph.

You don't really drive in cabs in L.A. unless you're broke or homeless - or if you're broke and driving the cab.

People always write on my Facebook that they've seen somebody they thought was me on the subway, and I was cursing badly.

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.

I'm sitting in the bus station, minding my own business, reading 'Ta-Da!' magazine; a magazine by and for gay magicians, but that's a different story.

If you want reality take the bus.

I go into town every day on the tube. I've got an Oyster card.