Tom Hiddleston Quotes

I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

I really, really enjoy comedy. I think that's one of my strong suits. It's my zone. And people don't expect it from me, which is a whammy.

I've always tried to come up with funny dancing since I was young, to attract girls' attention for one thing. It's got to be funny. I can't pull it off with serious dances. That's not me.

Joan Cusack is one of my favorite comedic actresses, and every part she plays is so different. She does the wackiest stuff and somehow it works. I like watching her a lot, and I think you can always go further and pull back. That's something I really have to work on.

Obviously we know Bill Hader is funny and charming, but my question is, can he do raw humanity and naturalism? I think so.

A woman who knows that she doesn't have to get all decked out to look good is sexy. A woman who can make you feel smart with her conversation skills is also sexy. I believe the sense of humor is important.

All of my favorite actresses are comedians at heart: Shirley MacLaine and Madeline Kahn, Diane Keaton and Debra Winger. And they are all amazing dramatic actresses, but everything they do is funny.

Learning Jimmy Carr riffs off by heart is not the way to anyone's heart, unless you're Jimmy Carr. And remember, the two most attractive things in a man is a sense of danger and being able to make a girl feel really safe.

I'm real tall when I stand on my charisma.

Growing up, the one thing I noticed was that everyone seemed to laugh at my jokes wherever I went.

I learned from Roger Rabbit that if you make people laugh, they'll do anything for you - which is almost true.

Being able to make people laugh is a powerful tool.

I think Carmen Christopher is going to be massively huge. He's just too funny. He's got funny in his bones, and he wants to conquer every room.

I'm a dirty, filthy animal and I'm a dirty comedian, but I got a lot of charisma and charm.

Every time I'm a good guy in a movie, which is the 'Marine,' people are like, 'Wow, you can play endearing. You can play kind and nice and sweet but yet hardcore.' And I'm like, 'Yeah. Just because The Miz is a jerk and an egotistical maniac doesn't mean that there isn't a softer side to Mike Mizanin.'

I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.

Jack is really the new breed, a wild-man comedian. America's funnyman.

My lines are witty in nature and I love to be surrounded by people who are witty.

That's what sort of fascinates me - what's funny as well as what's sad.

Making people laugh is the only thing I've ever done naturally.

The public knows me through my life, which is not comical. But I feel very at home in comedy.

Fans, when they see me, they're like, 'Rah, he's a real funny person,' but everyone who grew up with me is like, 'Rah, that's Fat Tyrone.'

You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.

I'm pretty funny on my own.

I love funny women.