PSY Quotes

The most comical thing for me, even when I watch movies, is the guy who's so crazy confident about himself, with the mink jacket - to me, that is so funny. I wish I could be like that. As a fighter, I wish I could do that, so I could make people laugh. But I can't; it's not my style.

I always wanted to entertain. When I was six, a scrawny, scrawny kid, I'd get in my red speedo and do muscle moves. I actually thought I was muscular. I didn't know everyone was laughing at me.

For me, there's a fine line between being a cheeseball and being a good performer.

I always had the idea that I wanted to perform. I love being the center of attention - and I always love talking about myself.

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.

I always loved to entertain and show off in front of the neighbors. I would sing and dance at their houses.

I was a class clown. I realized early on feeling very comfortable in front of people.

I'm really articulate when I do my thing - when I speak on the mic, when I do interviews. I'm a colorful personality.

I like jokes and one-liners. I enjoy entertaining and making people laugh, being the funny man. But when I'm launched into unfamiliar environments I shut down, and as I relax then my character emerges.

I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

Some of my fans want me to just dance and go crazy and wear flashy outfits.

I do public appearances. I'm bluff, hearty, goofy. I wear loud clothes, and I read the funny bits. I occasionally get taken to task for one thing or another, and I acknowledge my fault, my flaw, my failure, and I move on.

Your personality is what makes you sexy.

I grew up a really shy kid, but I always surrounded myself with a lot funny people. It depends on the day - if I feel like being quiet, I will be. I'm not a complete goofball, though.

The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, 'How do they do that?'

It takes a lot of guts to get up on top of a bar and dance.

Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me.

There were two things I used to do to seduce girls: jokes and music. Since I'm not a great pianist, jokes were my thing.

Someone once asked, 'What's your best pickup line?' I said, 'My best pickup line is, 'Hi, my name is Hugh Hefner.'

I like to tell stories through dancing and singing.

I know I can get laughs anywhere, in front of any crowd, if I'm given the chance.

So you don't have to take us too seriously; I mean, we're already intimidating enough on stage.

I became a dancer in self-defense. I was doing a comedy monologue and didn't know how else to get off, so I danced off. I've been dancing ever since, but I'm still a comedian.

When I meet a girl, I just sort of do really over-exaggerated terrible dance moves... a lot of hip movements. I get them laughing, and get them to feel pity for me, and then they like me!