Elizabeth Hardwick Quotes

When they boo you, you know they mean you.

Most of my adult life I had this towering contempt for America.

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes.

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Bite me, Harry Potter.

[On being told their loquacious, domineering host was 'outspoken':] By whom?

You can park your snark at the gate, Omaha.

Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN." Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.

You're excuses are so lame they're limping.

Oh sure, now you like him [after the audience applaud David Oyelowo].

But once I saw Fulvia Cardew crumple up a sheet of paper with just a couple of words written on it and you would’ve thought she’d murdered someone from the looks she got.

Now leave. (Adron) Why would I want to do that? I mean, heaven forbid I should be around someone who actually likes me. It’s so much more fun to be here with you insulting my manhood and questioning my parentage every five seconds. (Tiernan)

We talkin' bout practice?

Angel is right,"said Dr. G-H quickly. "This is my clumsy way of demonstrating." "Demonstrating what?" I was barely able to keep a snarl out of my voice. "How to get yourself beat up in one easy step?

Most fan have been like, "You're a monster, you give me nightmares, don't talk to me."

Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions.

Oh, try not to sound so much like Mom—you don’t have the ovaries" (Monica Morrell - Last Breath)

Caro: "Bite me." Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten.

Would anyone else like to say anything nice about women?

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

Bite me." -Lieutenant Eve Dallas, from any of the In Death books.

You better check your lipstick before you come and talk to me.

Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet.

I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!