Lewis Black Quotes

Pessimists are born, true, but they also can be made.

Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.

I see the bad in everything I do.

I've always been a glass-half-empty sort of person.

A pessimist is a man who tells the truth prematurely.

One thing I've very quickly learned is that if you wake up every morning worrying about what's in the press, you would go completely and utterly potty.

I'm probably the most negative person around.

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.

I don't know that I'd call myself an optimist.

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.

I'm a massive pessimist.

I'm such a pessimist. I find it impossible to enjoy anything, especially while it's happening. I'm thinking about how to get the next thing right.

I'm sort of a negative guy.

In the current climate, we live in a pessimistic and non-idealistic world.

I sometimes have a tendency to walk on the dark side.

I'm hugely self-critical in the morning.

I'm just a negative person, a deeply negative person. I see the worst aspects of everything.

I've never been an optimist.

I find nothing more depressing than optimism.

I'm probably the most pessimistic actor I know. I'm always sure I'll never work again.

I'm a kind of hard-wired pessimist. I can't help but see the world in a certain kind of way.

I used to be an optimist, but now I know that nothing is going to turn out as I expect.

What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't.