John Cena Quotes

If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.

Honestly, I'm so sick of myself.

I simply say 'God damn them all,' and then I sleep like a baby.

I'm so sick of Betty White.

I should say nothing! I'm through with it! I hate to repeat myself all the time.

Good God. Men everywhere.

I like the word f-k. F-king deal with it and move on to the first f-king question you have.

You're splitting?" "No sh*it, Sherlock.

I want to strangle whoever invented that R-Patz thing.

Excuse my French, everybody in America, but I am pissed.

Batista does look pretty mad.

Yeah, I can dig that... SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?

I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!

Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!

You'd think I was shoving bamboo splinters under your nails. (Alice from Twilight)

Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do... SHUT UP!!!

I'm no f****** talking to you. He's a f****** great player. Yous are f******* idiots.

If no words come, you can always give him the finger.

It really drives me banana sangwich.

I don't even want you to nod, that's how much you annoy me. Just freeze and shut up.

I would like to take this opportunity [on Letterman] just to tell the press to KISS MY SKINNY WHITE ASS!

Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys!