Benjamin Cohen Quotes

Everybody wants to be me. What can I say?

I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.

No poet or orator has ever existed who believed there was any better than himself.

Pride is pleasure arising from a man's thinking too highly of himself.

Any time you talk about your own stuff you sound self-aggrandising.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

Egotism: The art of seeing in yourself what others cannot see.

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world.

Face it, you have to be sort of an egomaniac to write something down and think that anyone is going to want to read it.

Egotism is not a good quality. It's not something to be admired or even tolerated. It wouldn't be tolerated in a field commander and it shouldn't be tolerated in a movie director.

The minute I get a big head and start acting like the big man on campus, it's all downhill from there.

There's a little more ego involved in these jobs than people might realize.

I said I was 'The Greatest,' I never said I was the smartest!

As far as big egos, there are definitely guys out there that just think God only knows what about themselves.

If I was sharp in every area, I might be too big-headed or something.

I thought I was God's gift to mankind and the greatest Irishman since George Best.

I think the reason I am important is that I know everything.

There are a lot of factors in the life of an F1 driver which can combine to make you believe that you are somehow above normality. I think that is a mistake to start believing that. But, at the same time, it is important to be confident.

A vain man finds it wise to speak good or ill of himself; a modest man does not talk of himself.

I never knew a more presumptuous person than myself. The fact that I say that shows that what I say is true.

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

On occasions I have been big-headed. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be.