Margaret Cho Quotes

Babies are endlessly fascinating to look at and I'm obsessed about their complete and utter lack of guile.

Everything looks cute when it's small.

All babies are beautiful.

I was a cute kid.

Like most qualities, cuteness is delineated by what it isn't. Most people aren't cute at all, or if so they quickly outgrow their cuteness ... Elegance, grace, delicacy, beauty, and a lack of self-consciousness: a creature who knows he is cute soon isn't.

Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

I grew up with babies, so babies have never been particularly intimidating to me.

I've got an amazing family. My wife is really smart. She's guided me the whole way. With children, you see them grow up, so it's like you're forever young. They are totally innocent and so unjaded. Watching them grow up makes you go through it again yourself.

I'm an old mom of a young baby, and every moment matters.

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it's a privilege.

I love kids; I think they are fun and funny.

Babies, babies, babies! They're everywhere, aren't they? In our eyes, in our thoughts, in our arms, in our dreams. Sometimes, in our dreams, they are riding alpacas or juggling tacos - but that doesn't mean those dreams are necessarily about babies. Look, I'm not Freud.

Childhood is a short season.

I love kids. I just love kids. They put you in a good mood and they are so full of life.

Some children I have met are very beautiful. Some children are imbeciles, vulgar, terrible.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now.

When I had my daughter, Louisanna, two and a half years ago, I started recording every funny or sweet thing she said or did on my phone.

When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything.

It's hard to think of a 16-month child being anything other than a delight to be around.

My kids are young and my life with them is really stimulating and really full and significant.

Okay - before I even had a baby, I would dream of the day I could make ponytails on my kid. I don't know why. I somehow got it in my head that it would be such a cool thing.

The first 3 years of a person’s life determines the next 80 years.

About the most exciting thing a baby can do is burp - I've spent hours of my life holding a baby on my shoulder and patting its back, trying to loosen up a burp. Burping was probably invented to give the father something positive to do, since our chests are not equipped to allow us to do much else.