Lucas Till Quotes

And as they pass, turn back and laugh at me.

It is not easy when people laugh at you.

I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

I'd rather be done any thing to than laughed at, for, to my mind, it's one or other the disagreeablest thing in the world.

Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

What are you doing now?" Al questioned "Seeing if your circumcision is gone? It is. My expression went blank, and Trent hesitated. He looked at me, and I put a hand to my mouth, face flaming. "Oh. My. God. Trent. I'm sorry" "Um" Trent said, clearly at a loss. "Call me tomorrow," Al said seriously, "I've got a curse that will take care of that. Unless you like the snake in a turtleneck look

Sometimes the things that come out of my mouth are mortifying.

This is not to say that I wasn't completely repulsed. I mean, I wasn't exactly proud that my stepbrother was in there tongue wrestling with the second stupidest person in our class, after himself.

I started out in stand-up, so it's very satisfying to make people laugh, but it usually means at your own expense.

There is no embarrassment quite like the embarrassment of listening to a person for whom one has a regard making a fool of himself.

And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

People seem to really enjoy laughing at me.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

Awkwardness is a more real disadvantage than it is generally thought to be; it often occasions ridicule, it always lessens dignity.

Woman! Come out! I have—" She looked down at the bloodless grass, embarrassed. "I have come to rescue you," she finally said, as if admitting that she were covered in boils.

There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.

I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop.

If embarrassment were a muscle, I'd be huge.

The image of a person completely covered in cotton candy made me laugh the most. I'm not sure why. To me, being tarred and feathered in sugar is just good comedy.

It's not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one's own material.

So now we all know," says Four, quietly, "that you are afraid of a short, skinny girl from Abnegation." His mouth curls into a smile.

I can't promise that I won't continue to embarrass people.