Meg Cabot Quotes

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.

Oh my God. What in—” I was going to be killed by two generations of beautiful women. While naked. “Mom,” Isabel snapped, interrupting. “Do you mind not staring? It’s totally perv.

My day goes from one embarrassing moment to the next.

I've generally got low levels of embarrassment.

I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever had.

Every day, I have a most embarrassing moment.

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

I have a deep, scratchy voice. Boys would call me Froggy, and my father would often tell me to shut my 'big bazoo.' I remember standing in line for confession. After I walked out, the other kids were like, 'You punched your sister in the face?' Because of my voice, my confession was like speaking into a loudspeaker.

I think it's the human condition to be frequently embarrassed by your parents.

I think that it's awkward watching a video with your mom, particularly when you're making out with a girl or a sexy scene. I would rather be away from that!

Embarrassment and awkward situations are not foreign things to me.

Like everyone else, I can barely take the waves of embarrassment that come with watching someone do something so badly. Roseanne Barr singing the national anthem, Sofia Coppola acting in 'The Godfather: Part III,' Sarah Palin talking about Russia - they all create the same level of eyeball-squinching discomfort.

When I was 12, my feet were so small, I wore my sisters' glitter shoes. My dad would whoop me: 'You're not going to school now, you'll embarrass us!'

15 people in a room looking at you with no clothes on - that's a little weird.

I'm a terrible dancer. Terrible. Just the pits. And I had to do these cheerleading things and it was just cringe-worthy. I mean, I'm so bad, so that was painful.

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.

What are you doing now?" Al questioned "Seeing if your circumcision is gone? It is. My expression went blank, and Trent hesitated. He looked at me, and I put a hand to my mouth, face flaming. "Oh. My. God. Trent. I'm sorry" "Um" Trent said, clearly at a loss. "Call me tomorrow," Al said seriously, "I've got a curse that will take care of that. Unless you like the snake in a turtleneck look

That was the most awkward Wednesday he ever remembered.

It's very embarrassing to be put on the spot.

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

I just walked out of the room. I was like, I'm embarrassed, so I need to leave.

At least it's really entertaining when I embarrass myself.