Anderson Cooper Quotes

You don't want to be a Kardashian.

I like the Kardashians, but I do keep them on the top of my prayer list.

The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like 'Mad Men' is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.

The scariest thing about reality TV is having all new characters that you have to be introduced to.

I hope people will find the book [Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries] a whole lot more than hollow.

The reality show 'America's Next Top Model' is my girlie pleasure.

The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me.

Ah, reality TV: where opportunists delight in exposing opportunism! It's kind of like the indie music scene.

No, you will never see me on 'Dancing With the Stars.' Sorry.

It's funny that it all becomes about clothes. It's bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it's all about your dress. You can't get away from it.

I like the Kardashians. I watch 'em. When Kim got the botox in her face, and it made her face go weepy, that was funny. I also watch 'America's Next Top Model.' I've always been a big fan.

I think all art - even one as lowly as making jokes about celebrities - is there to make a connection.

I would be on the 'anti-reality' show. I can't stand reality TV. I can tell you one that I absolutely would not be on, and that's 'Dancing With the Stars.' If you ever see me on that show, just please understand my family is starving to death, and things are really bad in the Church household.

There is no way I will survive Mike Pence doing Carpool Karaoke. What song's he gonna sing? 'I Deported Your Grandmother?'

I was obsessed with award shows and made charts and graphs and stuff when I was 7 years old. I found the entertainment business hilarious, ridiculous, and alluring - and my parents supported it, for better or worse.

Because I'm a bald, dim-witted writer, people think I couldn't possibly be her husband, so they occasionally confuse me for someone more glamorous. At O'Hare airport, a man asked if he could take Rebecca's photo. When I reflexively stepped away, he said, 'No, no, no. I want your picture too, Andre Agassi.'

One of my favorite memes is one with Steve Carell about workers, and another one I really like is from 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.'

The Kardashian family have earned their place as an American dynasty.

I love Kim Kardashian. There, I've said it.

The more celebrities I meet, the more disappointed I get in celebrity culture.

People will always see things that they want to see but, ultimately, 'Celebrity Juice' is about three mates having an absolute laugh.

L.A., for me, is a perfect microcosm of America - because it's so profligate, and so glamorous, and so anti-intellectual, finally.

There are two words I hate and despise and don't want to hear: red carpet and iconic.

I grew up off 'The Simple Life' where they really made just being a personality a thing.

My mom is very religious and she said, 'Whatever you think about all the time, that's what you worship.' If that's the case I'd like everyone to pop open their Diet Coke cans and turn to page 37 of their People Magazines. In this holy scripture, we read the parable of Ms. Valerie Bertinelli.