Jay Sekulow Quotes

I love my lawyer. I have to say that of course!

I have always had an attorney on retainer, and now I believe I will have to put him to work.

We got rich lawyers... The best lawyers on the planet.

One hires lawyers as on hires plumbers, because one wants to keep one's hands off the beastly drains.

Lawyers earn their bread in the sweat of their browbeating.

Every lawyer, no matter whom they represent, is trying to help someone, whether it's a person, a corporation, a government entity, or a small or big business. To me, lawyering is the height of service - and being involved in this profession is a gift.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

The option of solicitor advocacy came on the scene a bit too late for me.

In the old days, you would have one lawyer to handle everything: speeding tickets, buying a house, contracts, litigation, real estate, copyrights, leasing, entertainment, intellectual property, forensic accounting, criminal offenses... the list goes on. Now, you have to have a separate lawyer for each one of those categories!

It takes a lot of money to hire an attorney.

Virtually all big law firms have good to super-good lawyers. All big law firms don't have great litigators.

I'll trust an attorney before I'll trust a doctor.

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees.

Law practice is the exact opposite of sex:even when it's good, it's bad.

I'm a lawyer. I make lawyers for a living.

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

Lawyers make nothing but confusion...A lawyer is an instrument of the devil. In general, he's a fiendish idiot, banking on the stupidity of people much more stupid than himself, and by God he's always right.

I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'

lawyers never go to law, do they? They know better.

If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?

Lawyers make their cake by cooking up other people's troubles.

There are lawyers advising to sue, so the lawyers can keep their retainments.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

One thing I disliked about being a lawyer was billing for my time.

There is no better lawyer than Cristiano Ronaldo.