Artie Lange Quotes

I've been very fortunate in the things I've had in my life. But, at the same time, I wish I had the same types of memories as everyone else.

A lot of people around me were really staggeringly rich, which I never have been. I walked in between the raindrops of real money, but I've stayed happy.

I spent 50 years in the NBA. Can you imagine doing something that you love the most in the entire world and doing it for your entire life and, besides that, getting a pile of money for it? It's unbelievable. I'm the luckiest guy in the world. And I know it.

I was a very happy kid. I didn't get new bikes very often. We ate a lot of chicken legs for dinner. But I never felt in want of anything. I wasn't cognizant until much later of the discrepancy between what we had and what other people had.

I can't complain about my life. I have a really nice life. I have a great family and I live in a gorgeous part of the country.

I have this amazing life.

Wealth after all is a relative thing since he that has little and wants less is richer than he that has much and wants more.

If you know how much you've got, you probably haven't got much.

I got a very good life. I sold plenty of records, I get recognized plenty, I can always have somebody call up and get me a fine table at a restaurant. What do you really need, ultimately?

You look at your bank account, and you see the currency of love and happiness is more important than the currency of money.

I have a great family, I live an amazing life.

One thing I didn't understand in life was that I had $100,000,000 in the bank and I couldn't buy happiness. I had everything: mansions, yachts, Ferraris, Lamborghinis, but I was depressed. I didn't know where I fitted in. But then I found family and friends and I learned the value of life.

Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money.

Happy is harder than money. Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money.

I always was a rich person because money's not related to happiness.

The money never mattered. I'm not kidding you. It hasn't really brought me any kind of happiness.

Being able to afford everything you desire is not, by any means, the worst thing that can happen to you. But, depressingly, and more profoundly, neither is it the best.

Money is not going to bring me happiness.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.

I have an awfully good life.

There is no correlation between happiness and amounts of money.

The money, the fame, if that comes, that's fantastic. But at the end of the day, my aim is to go to sleep at night content and have a purpose, and to know that I'm not swapping my life for money and some mind-numbing boring job, making easy money and protecting my brain.

I'm not complaining about my life; every moment of it has been fantastic, and I'm so lucky.

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.